Womanizer

What a disgusting pig
He stares at all the girls
Looks them up & down
Then he winks at them & lips his lips
Talk about disgusting
Does he really think girls would be interested in him by those actions?
He thinks he hot stuff & that they think hes irresistable
If any girl were interested in him they would have ot be either desperate or stupid
His pick up lines are the worst
For instance:
Hey sexy, are u single? well not for long. u wanna be my baby?
EW YOU PIG!
Your grotesque
He calls himself the womanizer
He hasnt even ever had a GIRLFRIEND
Hello?
Do you not know the definition of womanizer
Then he makes up fictional stories about his LOVE LIFE
Which is an absolute joke

Want to know the worst part about him?
I am madly in love with him
I think that his stupid ways are so sexy & I cant stand it
I want to slap him
Then I want to passionately kiss him
He has no idea about this
I am the only girl he doesnt wink at or say those silly pick up lines to
It kills me that I am not one of those girls

So my & my friends went to vegas & they decided to go to the casino
I said I wasnt feeling good & luckily they all bought it
I had a plan
I was going to go to one of those infamous costume stores & buy myself a wig & disguise myself
I got all dressed up & looked completely different
Then I knew I had to get his attention
So I went to the lounge where all my friends were seated in the first row
I approached the manager & asked if I could star in the show
I offered him some money & he so he couldnt refuse
He made me the star of the show
When I came on the stage I looked flawless
My heart was beating out of control
I looked over at him & we locked eyes
He was in the palm of my hand
He stared me down & I knew my mission was accomplished
Even better than I had thought
After the show he looked for me
He could barely talk
For once in his life he was speechless
He was so taken by me
He actually admitted
You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen
When I removed all of my make up & took off the wig he nearly fainted
He couldnt not believe it was me
Everyone was shocked & couldnt understand why I had did that
I oculdnt lie & admitted that I wanted his attention so badly
He was silent

I went on the plane home thinking about all that happened
I was upset with how he reacted but felt satisfied that he finally looked at me like he really liked me
That was all I wanted, for him to look at me just once like he was attracted me

I was so silly then for going through all that for that WOMANIZER
I was only 23 when that happened but now I am older & much wiser

Nah I am not, now I am married to that womanizer
Truth is that he put on that "womanizer" act because he really loved me